I had a strange anon message ; __ ;
I don’t know who you are but I read your anon message. Oh my! This was so embarassing! Umb are you gottagetme-something? Because this joke was stupid! Or was it… one of my fangirls? Oh good god! Please no! AND. I-i am not too shy to admit anything okay? *fiddles* Now tell me who you are please ; . ; My mommy and my Nee-san told me not to talk to strangers because...
slytherlicious asked: am i sexy?!^^
YEEES I am amazing.
I’m a cake acrobat. I just dropped my cake and it made a tumble and landed on the cake-side, not the icing. 8D I feel sooooo awesome now! * o * -Esp
I want some heated hydrogen dioxide with some additives, flavour enhancers and colouring agents :c -Esp
IT'S TIME TO DUEL [insert reader's name]!
Let’s use clothing instead of lifepoints <3 … … … sorry dunno what came over me >.< -Esp
stuff I learn...
hey Aoi I wanted to tell you we currently do something in IT you have to KNOOOOW. HAVE. TO. KNOW. can follow me? -Esp
Urban Dictionary = TRUE LOVE
Lego Hair a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be “snap on”. Cha Chi hadn’t had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair. Isn’t that the most awesome thing you’ve ever heared? :D <3 -Esp
Hey I played Dittonium again yesterday and I was all awesome and stuff. … okay I watched people embarrass themselves most of the time, but that game is just awesome stuff and I found a mistake, a huge mistake.XD -Aoi
Today we rescued a huge lot of kitties! They were all cloned in a tree and we put about 20 of them in one box :D Aren’t we true heros? <3 -Esp
We played a cool new game. It´s called Dittonium. The game is like Cranium only with Dittos and Trollfaces and we won although we were in different teams. And we saw the ‘winged aerobicsteacher’ and took lots of photos. The ‘winged aerobicsteacher’ is a legendary beast that is only seen every 500 episodes or something. we´re so awesome. -Aoi
50 things not to do in Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard” while skipping off to the Headmaster’s office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea...
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it. I can cook anything as long as it’s microwaveable. Why does round pizza come in a square box? If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. Why is it when a package says ‘Do not eat’ it becomes more tempting to eat it? ‘Yaoi’? What in the hell is that? Ow my pinky. Coach, I can’t play...
The human mind
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat...
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Facebook 4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do...
Brosama Bin Laden
A best friend that you never see. He’s always hiding or just at home. Named after the infamous best friend you never see, Osama Bin Laden. Mike:Hey where’s Joey at? Daniel: IDK man he’s being a real Brosama Bin Laden. Looooool :D -Esp
Looking through an Urban Dictionary...
…and I found this: Master Sexting Me: Oiii what’s that? 8D to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends. Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting! Me: o_______________________O -Esp
KH Re: CoM
That damn Fukk I hate him he hogs all the good cards for himself. I can´t seem to win. Proud-mode is a bitch sometimes. -Aoi
Looking through an Urban Dictionary...
…and I found this: Last Chance Undies Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency. Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I’ve got my last chance undies on! …and this is what I think about it: What’s with all those people? You...
I just realized that I have fangs… -Esp
I always win when I’m a vampire… I think I make a good one o: -Esp
As you all know I have a window in my room. And it´s really bitchy, nobody can open it but me and my grandma.o_O That´s cause we have a window-feeling. It´s a secret power that dwells deep inside any being, but to awaken it you have to get totally close to the window emotionaly. .______________________. Also my carpet kills any intruders by tripping them it even tried to kill Esp a few times. ...
…is something that’s not special, no not special at all. I don’t get why ppl always put meat on a hot roast and eats it afterwards… I mean, yea, tastes good… 1 time, 2 times but not friggin 4 times a week!! Seriously, what’s wrong with you people? Now you have a view of my life :D My life somehow is roasted meat… D: -Esp
I'm planning to write a fanfiction
Hopefully it’ll turn out as good as it is in my head ;D It’s about a random guy in Pokémon ^-^ I just need a name for him… [Insert Reader’s name] any idea? -Esp
I just found out that Melvin secretly is Mr. Snuggles. I should have know that before! -Esp
Oh no! ; __ ;
I just got Ryou to get beaten up by a girl ; __ ; I’m sorry Ryou :c I hope you’re not mad at me I still like you a lot >.< Let’s get some pizza. -Esp
He chose me!
I just got chosen by the magic cast! He wanted me to take him snowboarding and so I did that. After I fulfilled his wish the magic cast chose another person. I can be such a good boy sometimes ^-^ -Esp
Exploding chewing gum mmmmhhhh -Aoi
The gay stairs D:
Pizza is awesome! -Esp
He didn´t survive … -Aoi
The tree I saw recently was part dog cause it barked at me that bitch!ò_ó Scaryyyyy But it´s also a turtle, a cute but really big one with lots of sharp rocks. -Aoi
I think there’s a gay pornparty in the cellar. Or they just became cannibals and sacrificed one because they’re hungry o: Or did they transform to banshees? -Esp
I found out...
…that I look good as a villian. And manly. -Esp
Stroll at a beachthingy
We just went for a walk at a pond. It rained slightly when I saw it… a black duck. I was really worried then because I didn’t know that our friend Kuro turned into a duck D: He looked like he was drowning!! I needed to save him so I threw a stone at him. I really am a hero sometimes ^-^ -Esp
Do you think albino rabbits are aliens from oute space? I mean they look freaky … but they can´t fly. I made sure of that by throwing one out of the window. So they can´t be Moonrabbits, cause those can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Some people tried to tell me that there were still some Moonrabbits on the moon, but that´s impossible cause I ate them all when I was 10. ...
Does photosynthesis work for me too if there are flowers floating around me? -Esp
I just followed a friend into a strange alley
I took a picture of the awesome chewing gum which was glued to the wall :3 He and his girlfriend (or toy?) stared at me as if I was a hero. -Esp
We just took some quizzes on quizilla part 2
If we had superpowers Title: What Power is Compatible With You [beautiful anime pictures + 12 detailed results] Your power is: The ability to fly Explanation: This powers speaks pretty much for itself. Though you don’t need wings for this power,you can fly anyway. Some people may consider it as telekinesis since they can also fly, but you can’t make material things move like they...
We just took some quizzes on quizilla part 1
Random….. Title: Enter the Mind (Riddles that are pretty difficult) Result: Success! You Are the Master of your mind, and maybe those around you. Comment: Well actually I already knew that I had some talents ^-^ But if I am the Master of my mind, does that mean I am a mastermind? God, I didn’t know I was that awesome! ;D -Esp ~~~~~ Title: What Type of Vampire Are You (Lengthy...
We were at the cinema today ^-^
And then I brought Aoi a souvenir from the bathroom. It was pretty :D -Esp
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
WE DON'T DUELL, AIBOU.
We killed it ... o__O
Yesterday we killed it with a ketchupbottle and put a flowerpot on it so nobody would notice .________________. -Aoi
Rethorical first post: challenge accepted.
My partner and I decided to make a manga about a stewardess. Plot: Customer orders world domination. Stewardess, perfect as she is, wants to grant his wish. This is where the story begins. > . > -Esp